freaking hilarious

So, over the years I've often teased Mark about his little speech mistakes...Like one time, we were playing Scattergories. The letter was H and the topic was medicines (I think). Mark had this big grin on his face, and he was bursting with pride because of his answer. When we went around the circle announcing our medicines that begin "H," Mark exclaimed, "HATOSAP!" We were bus' laughing!

Then, a little while after we had moved back from Colorado, he and I were shopping in Foodland. I showed him some new snack thing and he says, "Ho, that looks like a big MISO peanut!" I laughed SO LOUD, the people around me started laughing too!

That brings me to tonight at dinner. We have a potluck dinner to attend this Friday, so over dinner, Mark and I were talking about what we were going to take.

Me: So what, what should we bring?
Mark: I dunno, how about that soybean rice thing?
Me: Nah, I made that already...how about kamaboko DICK?

BUSS LAUGHING...

Me: Or I could make Taco Dip...Taco dip or kamaboko dip?
Mark: Taco dip in place of or in addition to?
Me: One. Either taco dip or kamaBOTO dip?

So dumb...I must be tired. LOL.