I Have a Bruise on my Back
I have a bruise on my back.
I got beaned when I wasn't looking.
Cellphone against my ear and Diet Coke in hand
distracted me from the softball flying in from shortstop.
Unflinchingly I keep walking with only
a thuggish nod to the perpetrator while
feeling like the fat kid who gets beaned first in sham-battle.
Frick. Shoot me now. LMAO.
3 comments:
Okay, you made me laugh for today.
Bubz...that was awesome. It wasn't like that at all. Everyone wanted you to play third base with those unflinching nerves of steel.
LOL. I still laugh reading this for the third time. So funny.
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